111 222Jumper: Sheinside/Shirt: Sheinside/Skirt: Topshop/Loafers: Office/ebay

I hate hashtags.
Every time I go onto lookbook and see the abuse of hashtags now that they’ve brought in this pointless hashtag system I cry internally. I can just about tolerate them when used correctly on twitter but the more I see them filtering into every last facet of internet life the more I find myself growing to absolutely despise them.
Just wanted to get that out there.
Now that spring seems to have possibly maybe finally hit (it was sunny today at least) I suddenly can’t be bothered with spring appropriate clothing. This was the best I could muster. I’ve been slipping into a uniform of oversized tops/jumpers plus skinny jeaned chicken legs recently when I’m not working which isn’t the most spring celebratory combination but it does give the opportunity to sport some fancy footwear which I’ve been dutifully documenting on instagram whenever bored.

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Called the outfit if we’re gonna hang out won’t you show me how yr life works on lookbook, which comes from a new Johnny Foreigner song called Free Starts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_E4bf_HhsgI’ve been listening to it so much recently, I’m in love with it. Expect a few more looks to come with lyrics from it.



Hat: Romwe/Jacket: Old(I think from a charity chop)/Jumper: Vintage/
Loafers: Ebay/Scarf: Vintage

As soon as I put this outfit on it felt right. I enjoy it when that happens. Bit of a Mary Poppins feat of engineering fitting the jumper under the jacket though.
Watched a documentary last night called High Art of the Low Countries (that is still on BBC iPlayer so if you’re in the UK get on and watch it quick) and it reminded me how much I love Flemish medieval art. Sadly it quickly moved on past tapestries and illuminated manuscripts, but I think the lingering mental images of woven artworks somewhat pushed me into donning an oversized jumper today. Or maybe it was just because huge jumpers are comfortable. But moving on from jumpers and back to HAotLC, watch it and watch it now. Plenty on Jan Van Eyck on it which is always lovely and some inevitable close ups on giant strawberry/flower-in-bum details from Bosch’s The Garden of Earthly Delights.


I hopped onto the speckled nail trend recently, though not with Illamasqua’s £15 offering though, instead with Accessorize’s Leopard Moth which comes in around £12 cheaper. Not quite an egg effect, but not really mothy either. Reminds me more of the inside of a dragon fruit. I like it.

Anyway, as evidenced above, I’ve gotten myself back onto Instagram but my offerings so far are mostly nails, A Knight’s Tale and gratuitous photos of my loafers so follow me if you want, I’m Ashleighef on there.

Called the outfit “Sally Cinnamon” on lookbook, which many of you probably correctly recognise as a Stone Roses song. Growing up with a Mancunian mum meant I often heard The Stone Roses around the house day-to-day and became so ingrained into my idea of background music that sometimes I completely forget I like them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5bDI_kkBzU The Stone Roses – Sally Cinnamon



Dress: China Doll Boutique, Jewellery: Rings and Tings, Cardigan: H&M

I suppose this is the idealised version of this outfit. In reality many more cardigans and tights were needed to make it work for the unseasonable weather, but a girl can dream.
I feel justified wearing this faintly 1960s inspired ensemble after getting every question in a Pointless round on Andy Warhol correct. I don’t even like Andy Warhol that much. This is my internet tough guy mode, I’m bragging about a full sweep on Pointless.

I often find it amusing how a certain kind of teenage girl on the internet (specifically those from outside the UK) romanticises the BBC and seems to think it is all Sherlock, Merlin and Doctor Who whilst completely oblivious to the fact that the objectively superior BBC programming consists of Pointless, University Challenge, Antiques Roadtrip, Not Going Out or anything off BBC 4 (especially if it contains the wonderful Lucy Worsley or the equally wonderful Janina Ramirez). Coast doesn’t get to be included because I was duped into watching an episode earlier with the title “Invasions” hoping it would star my tv-boyfriend Neil Oliver (he’s not really my tv boyfriend I just love him) and something archeological or viking related. Alas, it did not. Instead it was about water voles and Germans.

I happened across the band Tearjerker recently in my search for an album of the year 2013 – they don’t hold the title not having an album out currently this year but they’re highly enjoyable so I nabbed a title off one of their songs for the title of this on lookbook.
Tearjerker – So Dead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRWukT8masY